Sports
For those of you who are as doubtful as I was as to if you are allowed to drag your opponent across the mat by his feet in wrestling, you are. You are also allowed to cry in wrestling. And you will.
Sometimes Kiss shows up at your basketball game. #highschool
Sometimes the ref getting into the middle of your frame works. Really well. This doesn’t make up for the other 1427098 times in which you ruin the shot you backwards zebras.
If I ever played basketball on any sort of level that was more complicated than a nerf ball and a fisher price hoop it may look something like this. As in I’d be the one tripping on the floor dropping the ball on every play. Doesn’t mean it isn’t my second favorite sport though. Or [...]
Wrestling fans scare me with their intensity. The only thing that elicits that type of emotion from me is a new episode of Downton Abbey.
Wrestling and it’s beauty and emotion are growing on me. The uniforms, not so much.
It was “Old People” night in the student section. And they tebowed every time a foul shot was taken. #goodjobohio
Dear 14, I thought you called time-outs for water break, not nose itching. “There ain’t no nose picking in basketball!” said in a tom hank’s league of their own voice.
Ashland High School fans are my favorite. Namely Mr. Blue Jeans Blue Eye who is walking the dog (yes, I know the names of yo-yo tricks) and jumping with his friend on his back while the other team takes foul shots. The cop (yes there are cops at every sporting event at every high school [...]
Santa spends his off-seasons, minus a few pounds, yelling “push it” at his favorite girls basketball team.
The ever distracting and intimidating student section of High School basketball.
